Friday, September 28, 2012

Bite to eat

A 29 year-old woman in Spring Hill, Florida, bit her 5-year old son to make him eat faster. She was getting him ready for school. The incident came to light when a teacher noticed the bite-mark on the boy's right cheek.

Reminds me of the big, bad wolf in Red Riding Hood. Instead of the wolf, it's mum.

Boy : Mummy what big hands you have.
Mum : All the better to feed you with.
Boy : What big teeth you have.
Mum : All the better to bite you with when you eat too slow. Chomp!

Biting is a great parenting tool when used with temperance and caution. Do not bite hard enough to leave marks. Never apply this tool when angry.

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