A Nevada man chained his 165-pound daughter to her bed so that she could lose 20-25 lbs. He tried locking up the pantry earlier but the girl found a way around it.
He should've just sent her to prison - she would definitely slim down on a prison's diet. Looks like he might be the one losing weight instead.
Friday, September 28, 2012
Bite to eat
A 29 year-old woman in Spring Hill, Florida, bit her 5-year old son to make him eat faster. She was getting him ready for school. The incident came to light when a teacher noticed the bite-mark on the boy's right cheek.
Reminds me of the big, bad wolf in Red Riding Hood. Instead of the wolf, it's mum.
Boy : Mummy what big hands you have.
Mum : All the better to feed you with.
Boy : What big teeth you have.
Mum : All the better to bite you with when you eat too slow. Chomp!
Biting is a great parenting tool when used with temperance and caution. Do not bite hard enough to leave marks. Never apply this tool when angry.
Reminds me of the big, bad wolf in Red Riding Hood. Instead of the wolf, it's mum.
Boy : Mummy what big hands you have.
Mum : All the better to feed you with.
Boy : What big teeth you have.
Mum : All the better to bite you with when you eat too slow. Chomp!
Biting is a great parenting tool when used with temperance and caution. Do not bite hard enough to leave marks. Never apply this tool when angry.
Faeces Fever
A young mother from Austin, Texas was sentenced to 20 years jail for smearing faeces on her three-year old daughter's catheter. She wanted to induce a fever for her daughter so that doctors would continue antibiotic treatments.
If you want to induce fever in a child, here are some simpler and more sanitary alternatives:
1. Spray the child in cold water and stand her in front of the air-conditioner.
2. Let her sleep naked on a cold night.
3. Bundle her into the fridge. Remember to take her out after 15 minutes. It's a fever you're after, not man-slaughter.
If you want to induce fever in a child, here are some simpler and more sanitary alternatives:
1. Spray the child in cold water and stand her in front of the air-conditioner.
2. Let her sleep naked on a cold night.
3. Bundle her into the fridge. Remember to take her out after 15 minutes. It's a fever you're after, not man-slaughter.
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